Ayo Dibaca...

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving
them.
- Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with
me.
- Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it once...
- Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."